Asylum Street Spankers — Volkswagen Thing lyrics

Lyrics

I was toolin' along down the speedway
My mind not thinkin' a thing
Then I saw a vision of a holy roller
That’s when I started to sing
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
And it changes color when he changes his mood
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
Now Satan he drives a Mercedes
It’s long and it’s black and it’s clean
And he slams on the brakes on the entrance ramp
Because he’s so doggone mean (He's got a Hummer too!)
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
And he never blocks up the passing lane
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
Now the Nazis they built the VW
So evil will still feel the sting
But when Jehovah wants to cruise around without gettin' recognized
He drives a Volkswagen Thing
'Cause God drives a Volkswagen Thing
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
With Jesus his jack and Buddha his spare
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
Now Elvis he gave away Cadillacs
Which is easy if you are the king
But God never bothers with radio
From the backseat Elvis will sing
'Cause God drives a Volkswagen Thing, dear Lord
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
But it runs a flat nine in the quarter
God drives a Volkswagen Thing
Hear them bells ring