Art Paul Schlosser — Blunt lyrics

Lyrics

Why don’t you come over anymore?
Why do you stay away?
Why did you change your phone number?
Just cause I called you 50 million times each day
Why don’t you like my new suit?
Hey it’s designed in plaid
Don’t you like the new colon I’m wearing?
It smells like garlic the latest fad
Why did you put sharks in the swimming pool?
Why did you try to make me drown?
Why did you write all across the sky:
Hey honey I don’t want you around?
Hey it’s a mystery to me Hey I don’t even understand
Are you saying you really hate me?
Or are you saying you really think I’m grand?