Albert Collins — Master Charge lyrics

Lyrics

My wife has a charge card
That I got her the other day
I owe five hundred dollars
That’s just for yesterday
I said, «Honey, here’s a present, go out and shop around
Get a couple of dresses and browse around downtown»
She did just what I told her, bought one, two or three
Then came home looking silly, making goo-goo eyes at me Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of America card
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of America card
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of America card
I said, «Did you get your dresses?»
She said, «Yes, one or two
But I had to get me some shoes and I needed
Some jewelry too»
She had $ 200 dresses
That I could have made and I can’t sew
Fifty Dollars pair of shoes
And I thought you so and so I said, «What about the jewelry?»
As calmly as I could
She said, «Honey, you’ll love them
They’re pure African wood»
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of America card
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of America card
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of America card
Let’s charge it!
Let’s charge it!
She said, «They were $ 200 and I paid
One and a half»
I just didn’t believe it I was so mad I had to laugh
I could see it in my mind
On a horse like Paul Revere
I check my mail box
'Cause these bills keep coming here.
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of America card
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of America card
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of America card
Charge it Let’s charge it Let’s charge it