Adam Sandler — The Peeper lyrics

Lyrics

Bathroom door opens. lovin' it. oooh my… hairs in a pony tale.
she picks up the tv clicker. click
sittin' back. watchin. watchin' her watch. lovin it.
she laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. oh yea. sharin a moment.
theres a dog. not good.
he can smell me. should’ve shoured.
barkin. wont leave. oh no, here she comes. stayin motionless. fuckin' dogs
loosin it.
girl: Bud! you be quiet and go home like a good boy.
Peeper: dosnt see me. she’s gorgous. Im grotesque.
Peeper: knock at front door! she goes to answer!
Peeper: Its him… chizzeled features. they kiss. Im fuming. also hard.
hatin' myself. sniffin fingers.
woman: ohhh…
Peeper: she moans! ohhhh! I moan. He looks up. busted. should not have moaned…
Peeper: he walks toword windo. muscular
man: this guy. gotta be fuckin kiddin me Peeper: full of rage. looking right at me.
man: theres a guy in the tree out here.
Peeper: full of shame.
woman: are you serious?
Peeper: completely worthless. hard as a rock.
man: I see you shit head! well the cops are comin you sick fuck!
and if you even think of runnin away Ill bash your fuckin' skull with a lead
pipe!
Peeper: stayin still. motionless. pretending to be a squirrel.
Peeper: not working. shes calling. dreams shattered
Peeper: ultamate humiliation.
Peeper: ejaculating.
man: AWWW!!! YOU GROSS PIG! YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT YA KNOW THAT!
Peeper: yes I do… cant help myself.
cop: L.A.P.D. get down from the tree buddy.
Peeper: trying the squirrel thing again. looking for a nut.
cop: I said get down from there!
Peeper: down I go…
Peeper: Oh!
woman: I hope they put you im for a long time! you need some serious help you
ass hole!
Peeper walking away: I know I do… Its an addiction
cop: lets go big guy, c’mon
Peeper: wifes going to kill me.
cop: dont be doing this shit mr… nippel clips.
Peeper: handcuffed… cant sniff fingers…
Peeper: please piss on me…
cop: yea, this is officer Tyler, everythings under controle.
Peeper: PLEASE piss on me? If somebody could piss on me, that would be great.
singers: The peeper, belly eaper, hes goin off to jail! WOAH!