Adam Sandler — The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics

Lyrics

They’re All Gonna Laugh At You!
The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
«And now the buffoon’s date at the drive-in with the school’s
valedictorian.»
Valedictorian: «I really appreciate you’re asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my high academic achievement.»
Buffoon: «This movie sucks shit!»
Valedictorian: «Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was
too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director’s last film immensly.»
Buffoon: «Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!»
Valedictorian: «Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her
maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman
her age, doesn’t she?»
Buffoon: «I put a firecracker in a bullfrog’s mouth and blew his fuckin'
head off.»
Valedictorian: «Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their
maturing process.»
Buffoon: «That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives
everybody head.»
Valedictorian: «Well, I guess she’s strong for attention and she feels
promiscuity is the only way to obtain it.»
Buffoon: «This popcorn’s fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
all over it."
Valedictorian: «Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly
disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank.»
Buffoon: «I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin'
mind!»
Valedictorian: «It's ironic that parts of one’s body seems odd and
unusual because you don’t see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: «My father’s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!»
Valedictorian: «It's puzzling why one person’s fecal odor can be more
overpowering than another’s. I wonder whether it is a function of the
food digested or that person’s internal metabolism.»
Buffoon: «I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl.»
Valedictorian: «Well, I’m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt
conclusion.»
«I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future
rondevue.»
Buffoon: «I like to piss in that guy’s fuckin' gas tank!»
Valedictorian: «Bye bye! Have fun.»