Adam Sandler — Moyda lyrics

Lyrics

Schnine
HeЂ™s a pretty good guy
HeЂ™s nice to his neighbors
You can count on him to buy your school candy bars
HeЂ™s a real nic guy
HeЂ™s always got the jumper cables
HeЂ™ll take your mail in when youЂ™re on vacation
HeЂ™s a good-hearted man
Volunteers at the library
HeЂ™ll help you find a book on whales
HeЂ™s a thoughtfull man
Rememers your birthday
Says God bless you when you sneeze
But thereЂ™s a problem
ItЂ™s not your average problem
But itЂ™s a pretty big problem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
HeЂ™ll eat a hamboyga
Then commit moyda
HeЂ™s a friendly guy
He waves to all the joggers
Children use his backyard as a short-cut
HeЂ™s a real sweet guy
He always recycles
Referees the junior high basketball for no pay
HeЂ™s a great, great man
HeЂ™ll sign your petition
Then proceed to compliment your new haircut
But thereЂ™s a problem
ItЂ™s not your average problem
But itЂ™s a pretty big problem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
South of the boyda
HeЂ™s wanted for moyda
Here he comes
Hey larry, how ya doing?
HowЂ™s the garden coming?
You know, itЂ™s interesting
I just read at the library
That you need to rotate the soil
To get real plump, read tomatoes
Oh, and one more thing
My hobby is moyda
Two, three, four
IЂ™m a sick man
My hobby is moyda
My hobby is moyda
IЂ™ll eat a hamboyga
Then commit moyda
I never loiter
After committing the doity deed of moyda
Only sigmund freuda
Knows why I cannot and will not stop committing moyda
Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder