Adam Sandler — Cool Guy 5 lyrics

Lyrics

GIRL #5: Hey, honey.
SEAN: S’up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning
and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?
GIRL #5: I’m just doing my thing.
SEAN: Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? 'Cause I’d like to invest
some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.
GIRL #5: Well, how much you got, big man?
SEAN: Well, I’m willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there’s a condition
going on.
GIRL #5: What’s that?
SEAN: You’re going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on… my…
slub-a-dub.
GIRL #5: Ooh, I can do that.
SEAN: You can?
GIRL #5: Mm-hmm.
SEAN: You mean, you ain’t going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a «slub-a-dub»?
GIRL #5: Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got
50 bucks.
SEAN: oh sna-- well, alright then here’s the 50 dollars, -- and here’s my flip
stick, now start wetting that thing up.
GIRL #5: -- Sir, you are under arrest.
SEAN: You got to be fucking with mind here.
GIRL #5: No, I’m not.
COP: Good job denise. we’ll take him from here.
SEAN: WHAT!!! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip
'n' slide? Fuck that shit.
GIRL #5: Hey honey, when you get to jail, you’re going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself.
SEAN: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT!!!
COP: Just get in the back, asshole.
GIRL #5: -- You sick fuck.
SEAN: Damn! -- This is a bunch of bullshit!!!
PEEPER: Piss on me. --
SEAN: WHAT?!
PEEPER: Please, piss me.
SEAN: NO!!!
PEEPER: Just a tinkle.
SEAN: Fuck that, keep him away from me.
PEEPER: Urine.
SEAN: Keep this man away from me.