Adam Sandler — Cool Guy 4 lyrics

Lyrics

SEAN: What’s your name, baby?
GIRL #4: Desiree.
SEAN: Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.
GIRL #4: What’s your name?
SEAN: My name’s sean, I want to get it on.
GIRL #4: Ooh.
SEAN: you know what I’m talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious
loving on you, mama.
GIRL #4: Oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.
SEAN: Yeah baby, I’m strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,--
GIRL #4: Oh my.
SEAN: --You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?
GIRL #4: That’s sounds nice, sean.
SEAN: You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off
and hitting the floor. that’s music to my ears.
GIRL #4: I’m already naked, how about you?
SEAN: Well, I’m half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer
shorts of mine.
GIRL #4: You must look good you stud, are you hard?
SEAN: Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go.
GIRL #4: …"Tally-whacker"?
SEAN: No, no, no… I said the sweet-meat.
GIRL #4: Oh my god.
SEAN: What?
GIRL #4: -- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker.
CALL GIRL #2: -- your kidding?
GIRL #4: -- And his sweet-meat.
CALL GIRL #2: -- that’s so gross.
SEAN: No. She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute.
what the fuck is happening
… I’m horny, goddamn it. Oh, shit. Fucking, this is so un-chill.