A Halo Called Fred — Mexican Love Song or Love Song For (insert your name here) lyrics

Lyrics

If you’d be my balance I would be your check
If you’d be my necklace i would be your neck
If you’d be my driver I would be your van
And if you’d be my woman I would be your man
If you’d be my Larry I would be your Moe
If you’d be Tom Servo I would be your Crow
If you’d be my Ollie I would be your Stan
And if you’d be my woman I would be your man
If you’d be my head then I would be your brain
Be my hallucination and I’ll be insane
If you’d be my conspirator I’ll be your plan
And if you’d be my woman I would be your man
If you’d be my pride then I would be your joy
If you’d be my priest I’ll be your alter boy
If you’d be my tuna I would be your can
And if you’d be my woman I would be your man
If you’d be my junkie I would be your crack
Be Saddam Hussein and I will be Iraq
Be the Ayatollah and I’ll be Iran
And if you’d be my woman then I would be your man
If you’ll be my A then I will be your Z And if you say you love me I’ll just be me Cause you know I’d do most anything I can
To make you
Be my woman and I’ll be your man