<18to49> — Shovels Never Forget lyrics

Lyrics

A little boy goes into a house.
«I'm hungry, let’s eat paint chips!»
Shovel turned and said…
«Oh shovel!»
Then, chainsaw interrupted…
«Who asked you, mind your own business!»
The little boy went outside to play…
Water said…
«Me too water, you’re speaking my language!»
Thunder screamed…
«I hate you thunder. You’re ugly. I am going home!»
The moral of the story is: Shovels never forget.