ALFRED HITCHCOCK — I'll Never Smile Again lyrics

Lyrics

It was inevitable that I would make a record
After all, my measurements are 33 1/3, 45, and 78
Music to Be Murdered By was conceived in response to thousands of requests from
members of my television audience
The program seems to have inspired them to murder
But did not furnish the proper atmosphere for it
It seems that during the commercials the victims kept jumping up and leaving
the room
Very annoying
This album will contain no commercials
But I would like to say a kind word for your friendly neighborhood mortician
Our next number is dedicated to him
Ladies and gentlemen:
I’ll Never Smile Again