Adam Sandler — The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics

Lyrics

And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game
getting hit by a pitch
Cow: moo
And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his
parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground
M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,
quit being a pansy and do it Cow: moo
Cow: moo, mrr
Cow: moow
And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home
before realising they forgot his french fries
Cow: moo, moo
Cow: mrr
And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and
then realises he can't swim
Cow: moo
Cow: mrr, mrr
And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on F1: ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
Cow: moo
F1: uh uh uh, you can't touch that
Cow: moo
Bouncer: keep your hands off the girl
Cow: moo
Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave
Cow: moo
M2: hey watch it cow
And now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the
farmer makes an obvious bad call
Farmer: that was out
Cow: moo
Farmer: don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
Cow: moo
Farmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark
where it's out
Cow: moo
Farmer: don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball
was out
Cow: mrr
Farmer: you cannot see from that angle
Cow: moo
And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke
Farmer: hello may I speak to the cow
Cow: moo
Farmer: hi, I'm a famous actor
Cow: moo
Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to
dinner with me Cow: moo
Farmer: why don't I make reservations?
Cow: moo
Farmer: and why don't I tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle
Cow: mrr
Farmer: take that fatty
Cow: mrr
And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle
Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you
for the last time.
Farmer: oooh
Cow: mooooooooooooo