Adam Sandler — I'm So Wasted lyrics

Lyrics

Joe: hey pal! how ya doin?
M2: IЂ™m so wasted, man.
Joe: yeah, you are, oh ho ho!
M2: thanks man.
Joe: itЂ™s good party, huh?
M2: oh, itЂ™s great man.
Joe: hey thatЂ™s some good acid, huh?
M2: oh, killer man.
Joe: hey, my pleasure.
M2: IЂ™ve never been higher.
Joe: oh ho, you must be freaking out.
M2: acidЂ™s great man.
Joe: itЂ™s the best.
M2: everytime I do acid man, IЂ™m so high.
Joe: yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now.
M2: this is the best acid, man.
Joe: what are you seein, man?
M2: oh, i, that cloud up there, man.
Joe: whoa
M2: itЂ™s got a vein in it.
Joe: oh-holy cow! really?!
M2: and itЂ™s bleeding on me, man.
Joe: itЂ™s bleeding on ya? well watch out!
M2: look at my hand, man.
Joe: yeah?
M2: it-itЂ™s moving, but itЂ™s not moving.
Joe: itЂ™s not?
M2: itЂ™s still there, but it looks like itЂ™s moving.
Joe: hey, yeah to you it is.
M2: IЂ™m so high.
Joe: yeah, you must be flipping out.
M2: IЂ™m flipping out off it.
Joe: hallucinations, man.
M2: acid.right.
Joe: hey, I got some news fer ya.
M2: IЂ™m seeing stuff, man.
Joe: yeah, yer seeing stuff.
M2: right.
Joe: well, thatЂ™s what happens when you take acid, but you know what?
M2: what man?
Joe: uhhh, that really wasnЂ™t acid. that was just a little piece of paper I ripped off of my notebook.
M2: wha? itЂ™s probly this weed IЂ™m smokinЂ™, man.
Joe: oh, that weed.
M2: that thai bud, man.
Joe: whoa.
M2: everythingЂ™s hilarious.
Joe: thatЂ™s funny man. look at that guy.
M2: thatЂ™s funny man.
Joe: look at that guyЂ™s hat man.
M2: everythingЂ™s funny to me, man.
Joe: right. hey, how man bones didya smoke? a few joints, man?
M2: I had about four.
Joe: whoa, thatЂ™s a lot of bones to be smokinЂ™, man.
M2: the whole thingЂ™s man.
Joe: yeah, you sucked Ђ™em down yerself.
M2: ainЂ™t that hilarious?!
Joe: you didnЂ™t wanna share, didja?
M2: it was great stuff, man.
Joe: aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that stuff too.
M2: hey what man?
Joe: thatЂ™s the stuff I sold you, right?
M2: yeah, right.
Joe: yeah
M2: itЂ™s funny, man.
Joe: well, well, uh.
M2: IЂ™m wasted off it, man.
Joe: yeah, well thatЂ™s good. you smoked it, right?
M2: right.
Joe: well that really wansЂ™t weed.
Joe: no it wasnЂ™t, it was pencil shavings in a bag.
Joe: yeah.
M2: well, itЂ™s probably this beer. this beer IЂ™m drinking, man.
I must be drunk off it or something. ya know, I had about eighteen of them,
man.
Joe: whoa, oh really?!
M2: IЂ™m just. wasted off Ђ™em.
Joe: thatЂ™s a lot of beer for a man to drink.
M2: man, I gotta pea pretty soon, man.
Joe: you didnЂ™t dump Ђ™em out in the woods, didja?
M2: no.no.no. I drank all of them.
Joe: right, yeah. I saw you. thatЂ™s good. hey didja eat today?
M2: no, IЂ™m on an empty stomach.
Joe: whoa, you must be .yea. extra buzz for you.
M2: .and thatЂ™s why IЂ™m so wasted off it man, itЂ™s like IЂ™m seeing things,
man.
Joe: yeah, you can hardly stand, man.
M2: you should take my car keys, cuz I canЂ™t drive, man.
Joe: right, right.
M2: I can barely walk.
Joe: hey man, you better open those eyes up, theyЂ™re half shut.
M2: thereЂ™s two of you, man. I canЂ™t see anymore, man, IЂ™m blind!
Joe: right. I got the beers, huh? IЂ™m the man, right?
M2: yeah, you are the man.
Joe: say it. say IЂ™m the man.
M2: yer da man!
Joe: okay, well that beer.
M2: yeah?
Joe: there was no alcohol in that beer.
Joe: that was non-alcoholic. so.uhh.again, IЂ™m gonna have to bust you on this one. youЂ™re lying.
M2: IЂ™ll be right back.
Joe: ok, buddy, you go sober up.
Joe: oh my god! he killed himself! he killed himself!
Joe: oh my god! you killed yerself, buddy.
M2: yeah, IЂ™m dead, man.
Joe: oh my, oh yer dead.
M2: yeah, IЂ™m dead, man.
Joe: that is awefull.
M2: thereЂ™s a big white light and everything, man.
Joe: yeah! well you showed us all, man.
M2: oh man, IЂ™m so peaceful here man.
Joe: yeah, you see anything weird, or.
M2: my relatives, man, a big white light, and my grandfatherЂ™s there and.
Joe: ooooh, I remember him, heЂ™s a good guy.
M2: heЂ™s still wearing the same clothes, and.
Joe: hey, say hello fer me, huh?
M2: hey man, joe says hi, man.
Joe: right.
M2: itЂ™s yeah. my uncleЂ™s here and…
Joe: right.right. hey I got some news for ya. this is so funny.
M2: yeah? what, man?
Joe: yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven. the gun, you killed yerself with,
thatЂ™s the one I sold you, right?
M2: yeah.
Joe: yeah, well that was a cap gun. so, thereЂ™s no way you could have killed
yourself.
Joe: yeah, thatЂ™s right, ok. IЂ™m going back to the party. ok, take care.
M2: IЂ™m moving to a different town man.
— four weeks later.
M2: oh this beer is great, man. this tequila is really strong, man.
itЂ™s got a worm, and everything in it, man.
Buffoon: fuckinЂ™ shit!
M2: all being in the sun, youЂ™re even more wasted. fuckinЂ™ shit is right, man!
I am totally wasted now, man. I should maybe get an umbrella or something and
go in the shade.
Buffoon: I know a guy who can suck his own dick.
M2: yeah, I know a guy who can do that too. heЂ™s the drummer from molly
hatchet and one night we had two cases of southern comfort, man.
we were so wasted off it. IЂ™m serious man.