A Halo Called Fred — Blymy The Pirate lyrics

Lyrics

EVIL PIRATE:
I’m the evil pirate! I want that Blymy Dead! Gonna make him walk the plank and
have the sharks bite off his head! Kill that damn Blymy!
COOK:
I cooked his supper jolly out of boiled cats and schnauzers. No need to spend
our bounty on a tin of SPAM from Krausers. So like Inspector Gadget,
Blymy turns to me and says: «Wowsers! I’d rather be having a splendid time in
Trevor the Wanker’s trousers!»
SHIPHANDS:
OI!
PARROT:
Brok! He’s a Pirate! And he’s got a patch on his eye!