<18to49> — Are You Positive? lyrics

Lyrics

Are the prices of the HIV virus driving you insane?
«I really don’t appreciate high prices»
Would you like to receive your HIV at your doorstep?
«That would be convenient»
Call 1−800−2GETHIV
«Telephones scare me»
That’s the number 2, G-E-T, H-I-V
«They really scare me»
Order now and for the low, low price of $ 99.95
«Plus $ 3 shipping»
You also receive a month’s supply of genital herpes
«It feels good when I itch them»
Call now
Supplies are limited
2GETHIV is certified by the FDA